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I came across this .

Let’s face it—- English is a crazy language.There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France.Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads,which aren.t sweet,are meat,boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing,grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?If the plural of tooth is teeth,why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?One goose 2geese.So one moose, 2 meese?  He!He!He!

Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend,that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal?If you have  a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but  one of them,what do you call it?

If teachers taught,why didn’t preacher praught?If a vegetarian eats vegetables,what does a humanitarian eat?If you wrote a letter,perhaps you bote your tongue?

Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for "monosyllable"?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,does he become disoriented. 

Sometime I think all the english speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.You tell me my friend "in what language do people recite at play and play at recital?" Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?Have noses that run and feet that smell?Park on the driveways and drive on  parkways?How can a slim chance and a fat  chance be the same,while  a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?How can overlook and oversee be oppsites,While quite a lot and quite a few are alike?How can the weather be hot like hell one day and cold as hell another.and Christian Science is neither Christian nor Science.   .

What about this…….(Mistakes made by learners of english as a second language on their English classes

In a restaurant:

1. Waiter,could you bring me some kidnaps, please?(napkins).

2. In the morning,I get up at seven o’clock;clean my Tooth;have breakfast;and go to work.

 3.by tech support: ….Feel free to contact me if you cause any problems.

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1. Practice makes perfect,but nobody’s perfect,so why practice?

2. Three may keep a secret.if two of them are dead.

  3. Life is like a sewer…. what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

4. Many complain of their looks,but none of their brains.

5.There will come a time when you believe everything is finished.that will be the beginning.

6.Patience will come to those who wait for it.

7. Suicide Hotline………..Please Hold .

8. "Sure there have been injuries and death in boxing-but none of them serious.

9."How to store your baby walker: First remove baby"

10."China is a big country,inhabited by many Chinese"………….Charles De Gaulle,former French President.

11."I have opinions of my own—strong opinions—But I don’t always agree with them"……………George Bush  U.S President.

My friend have a "Nice Weekend" with your loved ones  

 Yes my friends I am blogging.In case you guys missed me He!He!He!And I hope you guys are well and feeling good

I have been asking myself this question.Why are we here?(Can someone please explain it to me).Was it all an accident of nature? Or was there someone behind it all?I mean,why do you exist at all?How did we get here? What for?What’s the purpose?What’s your purpose?What are  you going to do with the rest of your life?What will you do at the end of your life-and beyond?

Do you believe in creationism and intelligent design?

Why are we here?A question that has plagued and challenged mankind for generations.What is the logical conclusion? 

You my friend  have your say now He!He!He! 

Are we here by an Accident?

"I think we are not an accident,even before the universe was created,God had us in the mind, and he planned you for His purpose ".

This statement  raises issues like why are we here.The reason lies in the fact the God created  universe for a particular purpose.We are not here just to eat,drink and sleep;but in fact the goal of our lives is to worship our Creator and understand His greatness.

Don’t we get pleasantly surprised when our eyes see the green mountains whose peaks touch the clouds,the endless, deep rivers and oceans,the beautiful valleys and the perfectly planned solar system?All such creations make us realise the greatness of Allmighty God.Science has advanced tremendously over the years but scholars and scientists are yet to fully grasp the concept of All mighty God.Despite the fact that the universe is  the creation of God,thoughts like how the whole universe came into being always puzzle man.

Have you ever wondered why a newborn usually arrives in the world headfirst?The reason is that the human pelvis is shaped in such a way that it holds the head in place.The whole process of childbirth which causes immense labour pain to mothers has its own significance.As the baby passes from birth canal.its chest squeezes out the fluid which s/he inhaled inside the uterus in order to prevent breathing complications.Do you know why the newborn cries right after its birth?So my friend that his/her respiratory mechanism can be initiated as soon as possible as s/he is no longer dependent on the mother.This shows that everything happens for a reason.

We as individuals always find ourselves in complex social relationships.Throughout the journey of life we interact with several people.As a result,we often act as friends,co-workers colleagues or employees etc.We befriend some people becuse of a certain characteristics that they embody. On the other hand,we don’t like some people because of the negative traits that we think  they have.At times when we do not like  certain people because of some  traits,Its also teaches us a lesson that these particular traits present in a person must be avoided in order to maintain a good and healthy relationship.On the other hand,with some people we don’t even hesitate to share many of our great moments."You are who your are  for reasons.You are a part of an intricate" ……….Russell Kelfer.

Again all of this is in accordance with God’s plans.When we meet someone who understands our inner selves,it also  happens according to God’s wishes.In billions of people,only a few share our love and emotions with us.People have life-long  commitments with the ones who they believe can be best soul mates.But then there are people who suffer breakups.Things like these also happen for a reason.

Let’s now concentrate on some of the usual happenings in our everyday lives.Each one of us has certain dreams.And we all passionately wish  that our dreams come .Sometimes lady luck smiles on us and our prayers are answered,but sometimes our wishes don’t come true.Clever minds find reason for it.Its often said,"Whatever happens ,happen for good"Instead showing discourteous attitude towards God,we need to understand that either our wishes  weren’t in our favour or God has something better for us. Often we struggle and our prayers don’t get answered.

We need to understand that prayers never go unanswered God does listen to our prayers,  but it is in His best judgment when to answer those prayers.

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Bro Raj I know this is kind of late but here goes.

The tag was as follows

!grab the book closest  to you .

open to page 123,scroll to the fifth sentence.

Post the text of next 3 sentences on your blog.

Name of the book and author.tag three people.(We let this one pass He!He!He! sorry its late   my friend.  ) .

Well here goes…

Page 123….If a teacher is not what he appears  to be,how is he to be defined.

Next 3 sentences….Try this:an ancient statement which is found in teaching meterials such as the tale of the City of brass,in the Thousand and one night:

I am what you will be:What you are,I once was.

Book name:The Commanding Self…….. Author:Idries Shah. 

Ta Raj! He!He!He!